March 5, 2006

oscar liveblog 2006...


john's monologue...was it me or did he look extremely uncomfortable...


supporting actor...nothing like a physical injury to earn your peers respect...and a damn good speech george...


okay...lets get this out of the way...ben stiller...not funny...


animated feature...the easy...sentimental choice...


live action short...wow...that's something of a surprise...i didn't think much of that one...


animated short...i gotta be honest...i slept through that one...


okay...lets get this straight...will ferrell and steve carell...now that's funny


supporting actress...shes a wonderful actress...she derserves it...by the way...have you read my disclaimer lately...


doc short...well...i get one right...doc feature...uh...of course...and ms bacall...theres no shame in wearing your glasses...


this is the muddled middle part of the show...what a slog...


robert altman...long time coming...please allow me to roll out the cliches...american maverick...a true auteur...living legend...well, it's a bout goddamn time...


uuuummmmm...they really had no idea what to do with pimpology....thta'ts comedy...and then...the award...oh boy...this whole thing started two or three years ago with emimem...i bet they're regretting that...


things just got a whole lot livelier...even the deadlist...didn't feel like the downer that it normally is...


foreign lang feature...well damn...i gotta go see that one now...


editing...that was probably the strongest part of that movie...


best actor...good....i hope this means more good leading roles for phil sey hoff...


actress...soon we'll see less meaningless pap from her...cross your fingers...


adaptation...well...that's one of three...


original screenplay...i...just...don't...get...it...


director...two...


best picture...surprise surprise surprise...well...not really when you think about it...a movie about la...celebrated by la people...


ugh...what a nightmarish way to spend three and a hlf hours...promise to never let me do this again...okay...