we see aguy drive past with an interesting scar on his head...
me:
i can only imagine how that guy must have gotten that scar
ms scribe:
(pause) a good pistol whipping would do that.
i can only smile and reply.
do i really want to know why pistol whipping was the first thing that came to your mind?
ms scribe proceeds to tell me a story about how Asshole#2 was pulled over by the cops and promptly pistol whipped for mouthing off...sounds familiar...whisch then leads to a story about how a friend of hers was propositioned for a threesome by a married couple...when she refused...they threatened her life...
maybe you can see why i married this woman...
