April 5, 2005

on blowjobs...

it's been a while since i wrote about sex...new readers...welcome to my world...try not to be too disturbed...

first, this is good news for the kids...but i have to say...i wasn't wild about oral sex for a long time...giving...all over it...getting...not so much...mostly because it took a long time for me to meet a woman who could give a decent blowjob...

seriously...i was 30 before i found a woman who wasn't afraid of a cock...and didn't treat it like a block of wood...

when i finally did get some good head...o boy...so now, for all you lovely ladies out there discovering the joys of gobbling cock...i offer this piece of advice...try not to think of it as fucking with your mouth...a good blowjob...is a french kiss...

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