but this bitch heya is so live...she cannot be ignored...if this sample don't make you throw up in your own mouth...you are beyond help...seriously...
"Friday, March 18th, 2005
What a fucking shithole
Life is sucking greasy mule sac. So there's this "emergency" at work which I won't go into because it's really fag, but it boils down to this: Some assmunch totally jacked me with a sandpaper doubledong, held up my project to a savagely unprofessional degree, and it's due Saturday. So they had to fly me down here to fuck shit up and sew vaginas back together again"
um...let me put my colon back in...damn...
Johnny Cash Loves You!