February 2, 2006

i love political blogging like michael jackson loves himself...


not enough, apparently...

i was mostly silent last year while bush and co were imploding...i figure kicking a man while he's down is a waste of time...one of the many reasons why i could never be a republican...

meanwhile...

my best and oldest friend...is a virulent republican...and he has given me cause to climb that tree...again... as usual, our latest debate revolved around iraq...and after i dropped these bombs on him about how the three henchmen have wanted saddam's ass for at least ten years...his response was to tell me what a great friend i am for keeping him from becoming complacent...because his favorite president has seen so much...ahem...success lately...and he told me he would get back to me about all that other stuff...



that was when i decided that for the rest of bush's term i would hammer home every misstep...every case of misplaced loyalty...and every occurance of bureaucratic incompetence...all so my friend can have a full list of why george bush has been a nightmare for america...

today's bush bash...we've spent over two hundred billion dollars to...ahem...rebuild iraq...and not one mention in the state of the union about rebuilding new orleans...

on to more pleasant matters...

i'm obsesed with the whole almanac thing...so much so...i've created my own...it's a combination of stuff from the farmer's almanac...goofy shit i just made up...not so random birthdays of influential folks...and other flotsam...check it out while you can...i don't know how long this current mania will last...

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