not that, get your mind out of the gutter...the toy that gave you hours of fun by moving magnetic shavings around to make different facial hair configurations...well now, there's Furry Jimmy...your new digital friend...
start with the all American classic...The Youklis...
or go casual with The Weekender...
you can go all the way with The City Gentleman...
need a quick halloween costume? don't be a pirate, again! try on one of America's most beloved characters...The Lincoln...
there's the perennial Fu Manchu...
it's still not too late to go to Comic-con as your favorite comic book super hero...
add a few chin whiskers...and you've got a Reverse Fu Manchu...
wanna scare the young punks in your neighborhood...nothing beats The Enforcer...
if you really want to make people poop their pants, you can't go wrong with The Cleric...just add a robe and a towel and terrify your friends...
but nothing beats America's all time favorite...Der Fuhrer...
brought to you by FunCo!!!
(FunCo will not be liable for any damages whatsoever arising out of the misuse, or inability to grow facial hair, or any damages that may or may not result in use of facial hair. If your use of extreme facial hair results in the need for servicing, repair, or correction of your equipment you assume all costs thereof.)
