January 20, 2004

things you want to hear your new girlfriend say....

i'm sorry, i wasn't listening, i was thinking about anal sex...

you're not allowed to leave this house without fucking me...

January 2, 2004

okay, it's taken me more than a month to post the promised long form story. give a brother a break, the holiday season can be a distraction...it will be up...soon...i promise...soon...